Even though sometimes I say shit like “I wanna drop kick you,” or “hari kari time” you know that deep down inside I love you to death!! I appreciate that you watched the movie I wanted today purely because you knew I was on the verge of losing it. I like that you held my hand in the car, that you attempted to sing me soft kitty while I was secretly tearing up, that you back me up when I call people bitches and hoes (it really helps to hear that you think they are too). I appreciate you constantly traveling with me, even when I start to get tired & grumpy at the airport you’re right by my side making the worst sarcastic comments acting like my eye rolling doesn’t bother you. Thanks for getting lost with me in Spain, without you I would have had a panic attack on the sidewalk, instead I sucked it up and we found our way. Thanks for always holding my hand during take offs and landings, I know I cut off your circulation during turbulence too, sorry for that! I always love the minute before we leave the house on our vacations, you look at me and say “are you excited, I can’t wait” and instead of doing something really sweet and cheesy you decide to double hi five me wtf haha! Also thanks for always telling me when I made the wrong choice, sometimes I wish you’d tell me before I do it hahaha. Thanks for covering my eyes in the morning before you leave to work, so I won’t get blinded by the sun. I enjoy your texts, especially when you’re harassing me to do something! Thanks for always “surprising” me when I come home from work aka hiding in my closet and scaring the shit outta me. Any way thanks for all you do I never ever get to tell you, and I sure as hell don’t want to or else… You’d probably stop doing all of this, because well you’re cynical and strange and I love that about you :).

xx

ps I’m gonna kill our neighbors (not really)